Found this on the dating site I frequent.

No matter what you hear about men… this sums it up:

My self-summary
I will NOT have sex with you until:

A. At least ten dates have passed.
B. You have spent at least $10,000 on me.

Whichever comes first.

I’m looking for
    • Guys who like girls
    • Ages 22–48
    • Near me
    • Who are single
    • For new friends

If you put a price on it what does that make you?